I’m the first to admit that being an international
adventurer has its tricky moments: like the time I was camping in Africa and
woke up to find two male elephants fighting outside the tent. Mind the tins of baked beans would you guys!
Then there was the time I was on a night-time safari and the open-top jeep
broke down, just as a pride of lions decided to start their hunt!
In
the jungles of Borneo I once shook hands with an
orang-utan. I didn’t mean to and I don’t recommend it; they’re much
stronger
than you think. I’ve also eaten a lot of things that I wish I hadn’t.
Wok-fried grasshoppers taste just like they look and rat soup tastes
even
worse than it sounds.
J.E. Fison
